Thursday, December 17

i'm not good with goodbyes so let's just not say it...
this will be the last post from Pak Sako
after a few good runs....

ambek berkat esok tahun baru kalendar Hijrah,
so aku pun akan berhijrah ke blog baru lepas nie....
da x relevant lai utk aku menceritakan psl KGV
coz aku pun da jd ex-georgian....
lepas nie sape yang berani menyuarakan pendapat gunakanlah peluang nie slps
aku mengundurkan dr nama pena Pak Sako...

silap dan salah harap diampunkan...
semua yang baik dtg dari Allah dan semua yang buruk
adlh dari kelemahan aku sendiri....

Adieu....

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Boredom n Bengang....

hi guys....
baru balik dari hantar buku kat skola td...
saje je dtg lambat bcoz x ramai org dat tyme ....
jumpe la jugak a few of my friends,
tp terpakse balik awal bcoz tertinggal buku KONSERTO TERAKHIR....
but then again da balek maleh nak klua....

smlm klua ngan ayie, acap, alip, izyan n nad....
pegi job-hunting....
acap supposedly da dapat kat Manhattan Fish Market tp
de pay x best n work hour yang agak mengancam....HAHA
then aku ngan alip pegi Pizza Hut minx keje,
siap tipu work exp. lai....
blasah ckap aku penah jadi waiter 2 bulan part-time...=)

then jalan2 lai sampai la ke petang....
balik umah je kepala da bengang x cukup tidor malam td da kick in....
blm sempat nak lelap bang uzir kol ajak klua...
klua lai aku....siap pegi check tiket wayang cte AVATAR....
cte xde tyme laen selain pukul 11.10....

walhal bdan da letih nak mampus nie tp dxebabkan xte AVATAR klua gak...
sumpah GSC da jauh ditinggalkan...
aku tgk ader la dalam 20 org tgk cte tue mlm td...
menarik gler cte tue...rugi la sesape yang x tgk lai....
the next best thing from James Cameroon afta Titanic....
CGI yang melampau best n scene2 perang yang bersemangat....
x rugi RM9 aku....bole la carik DVDRiP kat www.nunasave.blogspot.com lps nie....
star 9/10...
P/S: cte nie aku rase ptt rated 17 and above la bkn PG13, byk obscene scene pompuan boleng...

k la guys...adieu....

Monday, December 14

MEIN EINKOMMEN

yesterday when to Slim River for my cousin's
akad nikah and bersanding...
rekod bai, most of my cousin all when
through without retake...
skali je bai, satu nafas...HAHA

License lak ntah bile la aku nak wat exam...
COTT asyik2 x update lai server....
TMNut ke korunk gune, hampeh gle....
kalo camne berkurun la aku nak tunggu dapat lesen....

Malaysia versus Laos ends with another victory
for our national team...
They are on hot streak and will be
going against Vietnam in the final...
Malaysia won with 3 goals to 1....
Go Malaysia, Go

Pagi tadi ingat klua ngan alip g carik keje
but then again mak dier lak ade meeting ....
last2 aku g tgk Ninja Assassin sesorang....
cte dier x de la best sgt, kalo suke action mmg byk la kaki2 ninja putus,
kepala melayang n badan terbelah dua di buatnye....
Star 4/10....

td baru balik dr Parkson tunggu kak Hazami....
then g makan Prosperity at McD...
byk gle dier ltk black pepper kat burger aku...
panas gle tekak dibuatnye....
then chow balik and now here i am blogging bout it...

Alryte folks, till next tyme...Adieu...

Saturday, December 12

2nd Airwave

morning guys....
still pagi walaupun matahari da mencanak tinggi...
but dats standard for us happy campers
cuti skola biological clock da bertukar 360 darjah...

anyway semalam aku wat hal gile,
klua malam kul 1 lebey pagi tapi pintu rumah x tutup....
bapak berserah habes aku....
nafsu nak kluar pegi minum dan melepak agak tinggi tyme tue...
mungkinkah akan berlaku skali lai,
x tau lai , we just wait n see...

crite laen lak...
adek aku ntah macam mane gaya dier swimming bole
tercabut kuku....=)
giler barai nak mampus aku bantai tergelak je bile dier balik
tue la next tyme g swimming ajak la aku skali....
kan da tercabut kuku....
malam tue jugak sepupu aku bwk g hospital...
straight g bilek bedah cabut kaki....

Before

After

dapat bius setempat n the process pun start la....
then the guy ask nak bwk balik kuku x...
x terkata budak tue sakit sgt kowt....

well dats the end of another day for my hectic but
joyful life....
we prefer to learn from our mistakes than
other's experiance i guess...

Alrighty then...Enjoy life and adieu...

Friday, December 11

Cease to exist...

hye folks...

hectic life semalam....

i went to COTT(Crane Operators Testing & Training) driving school....

kene la duduk dgr ceramah lima jam yang

hampeh boringnye tahap nak tertidur aku....

the person in front of me da out sebelum kul 12 lai...

so folks, the moral of the story is to sit back and bring your

headphone next tyme you went for this ceramah.....



da la kene bangun awal gle pukul 7.30(tue kire awal la tyme cuti skola)

sampai kat sane jumpe la member georgian and ex-g alike....

byk gak yang mentaliti nak lesen cepat cam aku....

for instance ayie yang mmg tahap x sabar nak amek ujian comp. sok....

all the best dude....

for me, rilek la dulu amek exam this coming monday....



afta settle all the stuff kat cott
blk je umah, my cousin call ajak klua...

x sompek lai mandi straight klua blk.....

rumah nie da macam pitstop ntuk tuka baju je afta SPM....

p/s: sblm pegi mane2 driving school bawak la duit lebey give and take RM20
sbb maybe I.C korunk chip x leyh bace like mine la....

ALRIGHT GUYS, ADIEU....

Wednesday, December 9

DUSH AKU BORING!!!!!!

Ia dah bermula!!!!!

Sindrom yang bole membuatkan seseorang sakit jiwa....

Sindrom tak tau nak watpe????

atau name saintifiknya

Dunnowattodo

Arghhhh, boring gler mmg aku tekad la pasnie
nak g keje memane



HHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH


man, first thing i did when i got home was change my cloth and went out. haha


liberated!!!! FREEE!!



goodbye homeworks, goodbye sleepless nights...

goodbye THICK REFERENCE BOOKS! (i am sooo not gonna see you again)

hahahaha


of course, one downside to this whole end-of-school-life thing,


we'd most likely have to part with our be-loved friends once we get into college or uni or whatever.

=(


i really hope more get-togethers are arranged,

k folks

gonna go watch my third movie now! hahaha

Saturday, November 28

8/12 & Lesen Kereta....

Yes I know most of you da ader lesen kete...
No need to rub it in....
Da naseb aku b'day awal tp parents tak kasi amek lesen...
Hai naseb badan...

Ape-ape pun tarikh keramat 8/12/2009 makin dekat...
Tarikh yang mengukir seribu satu senyuman...
Especially us, budak pure science...

Bagi budak yang ambik ekonomi asas....
Hepi la korunk abeh awal sehari....
Dan bagi yang amek perdagangan pulak,
korunk lewat sehari dari kami...
Padan muke...HAHA

Bagi SPMer's yang ader paper lai 16/12 tue...
Teruskanlah perjuangan hingga ke
titisan dakwat pen yang terakhir...

Sape ader keje kosong bole la offerkan kat aku pasnie...
6 bulan dok mkn tido je x menyihatkan dan
menghabeskan boreh jo kato bapak sey...
Anyway it's not too late i guess to say,
HAPPY HOLIDAYS

p/s: kiddo you guys still got school afta this but we don't...hahaha


Sunday, October 25

Dah tak lama lagi dah sebelum kami masuk ke dewan peperiksaan untuk mengambil ujian SPM lebih kurang dalam 23 hari lagi. Sambil membelek buku Bio, lagu di youtube dimainkan. Lagu fav aku sekarang ialah Hujan Bunga Di Kuala Lumpur by Cik Ana Raffalia yang cukup terkenal mempersembahkan karya dia dengan memakai baju kurung atau kebaya. Lagu dia yang agak mellow dan slow membolehkan aku belajar tanpa menghilangkan konsentrasi aku. Ok la, maybe a bit ader la terlayang sekali dengan lagu dia.

Sambil menelaah buku, masih sempat lagi untuk aku mengupdatekan blog ini walaupun pernah mengatakan bahawa aku tidak akan mengupdatekannya untuk masa yang agak lama sehingga habis SPM aku yang semestinya aku tidak buat preparation yang secukupnya. ;)

Selain itu, aku juga sekarang melayan lagu2 dari band Pesawat seperti Excuse Me, Mirage dan Rasional Emosional sambil tergolek2 atas katil baca buku. Sesungguhnya music dan diriku tidak dapat dipisahkan dalam lingkungan masa yang terdekat. Apa2 hal pun marilah kita layan lagu Hujan Bunga di Kuala Lumpur

Saturday, October 10

skang ngah PMR, x lame lai nak SPM lak....penantian selama 6+4 tahun 9 bulan yang membawa anda ke ujian penentuan either ko flop ke x.....kalo flop amek je la kolej komuniti mane yg ader n kalo x flop bole la g matrik ke IPTA ke n mende2 laen la....kalo fam kaye leh la g blaja kat private kolej memane kat Malaysia atau luar negara....semestinya penantian nak amek paper pertama SPM tlh membuat segelintir plaja KGV x sng duduk n cam cacing dlm oven...

blog pun da lame x update coz pepaham je la skang ngah busy n org2 yg sprt anak seman je la bole update blog regularly coz dak pandai....eg. ayie....hahahaha....komp pun satu hal da manyak kali meragam nak kene nie....da terajang da berpuluh kali baru la bole idup kalo x haram jadah die nak bangkit.....brg elektronik nie cam tau je warranty da abeh n die pun start la wat hal....tyme warranty ader elok je die jln x wat hal pun....nie sume mmg niat kapitalis yg tamak nak duet bebanyak la nie....x leh la bg customer long term satisfaction langsung.....go n rot in hell u sons of bi@#$%!....

lega dada dpt gak memblogging akhirnya n dpt kutuk kapitalis....k la readers n life forms alike, i bid u all goodbye n see ya next tyme.....

Saturday, September 19

Salam Lebaran




SALAM SYAWAL


andai ada...
terkasar bahasa...
tersilap bicara...
tersinggung rasa...
ampun dan maaf jua di pinta...
kita sekadar manusia biasa...
tak lepas dari salah dan dosa...


Maaf Zahir & Batin

Dari Pak Sako ...

Friday, September 18


BOOM!!!
sfx yang menunjukkan posting nie gempak habeh...hahaha....
pergh makin nak raye makin bingit telinga mendengar bunyi mercun buatan bukan Malaysia nie....ntah mane deorang dpt stock pun aku x tau la...bpk deorang tokey gudang mercun gaknye la aku rase...xpun ade tokan2 yg da teleps dr kepungan polis kowt...ntah la maleh nak tanye kang deorang tembak aku ngan mercun das konpem kes lame berulang kembali....kes apekah itu???? semestinya kes kain pelikat aku berlubang seb baek x terbakar dek perihal mercun das....mmg agak violence cara kteorang maen tyme tue tp nak wat cane, tyme tue polis x wat ronda2 kat cni...skang kalo mane mercun kuat sket je, konpem jap lai dgr bunyik siren....

pernah gak aku wat hal tyme darjah 3 rasenye....thp rambo gak la aku maen mercun tyme tue...ader skali aku maen mercun mancis letak kat bontot ayam...pergh, sungguh kejam tyme tue...x penah terlintas kat pale otak ttg kepedihan yg akan dirasai oleh ayam tue....tp aku mmg pelik, mercun tue meletup tp ayam tue wat dunno jer....ayam tue mmg cool jer duk kat ctu x gerak2...aku lak tyme tue da kene kejar satu kampung ngan mak aku sbb nenek aku nmpak ape aku wat...hahaha....seriously satu kenangan manis/pahit yg aku mmg x pat lupekan....ayam tue skang nie dah arwah coz kteorang da sembelih x lame dulu....

hahahah....tue la dier sket storey morey ku di waktu ku maseh bersekolah rendah...skang nak gerak da....salam lebaran kepada readers sume....

Wednesday, September 16

Achtung!!!!!

perhatian kepada readers yang maseh bersekolah n
yang mengajar kat skola....


JUMAAT CUTI !!!!



post rinie pendek coz aku nak lyn muvee jap lai.....

ciao readers....

Saturday, September 12

outing galore....

hari i dimulakan cam arie2 yg bese gak...
1st n x leh miss ialah sahur ngan fam...konpem x sahur aku jadik comatose@tomato msk tengahhari kang...pastue tunggu subuh then smbg kumpul taek mate....ttp x leh lame coz ader tucen pepagi...wuuuu...sedey aku....namun kerana SPM nak dekat, hal tdo diketepikan...
jumpe epy tanye ble die dtg kang coz rinie ader wat get together ntuk buke pose kat jj....ngan mata stim ngantuk dier kate ko kejutkan aku nnt ble nak g....mmg kat langit ketujuh mamat nie high ngantuk...hahaha...

nyway then g konpemkan sape yg g....bab nie mmg bab* tul...tup2 sesorang wat hal...mule la ble sorang x g sorang lai pun x nak gak....sumpah gedikusmaksimus....arghhh....naseb baek krisis berjaya dielakkan kalo x mkn kat umah je la rinie..huhu...akhirnya dr 8 org turun jd tujuh pastue 6 then 5 so on 4 lastly 5 balek....nie je la beberapa kerat yg gerak ke jj....antara yg pegi ialah zetty, ayie, epy, acap n lastly aku....

walaupun 5 org still enjoy n gelak x kering gusi...mane kan x kering asyik menelan air liur je tgk mknn...hahah....kat sane juga terserempak ngan dak georgian laen ex- n present.....rupenye ramai gak dak georgian buke kat jj rinie...anyway disebabkan dtg awal ntuk book, terpaksa la geng 5 org nie memulakan pengembaraan ke bowling ntuk bermaen arked....tetibe dtg akal bijak nak maen puncher tue...ko da tau ko pose x yah nak tunjuk gagah....konpem hasil markah setelah ditolak n tambah ialah 228pt only...hahaha....wat malu je.....then kteorang g maen lumbe motor....Acap vs Pak Sako di mane acap menunggang LC mankala paksako menunggang kapcai...walaupun statistik memihak kpd acap ttp pemenangnye still the one n only paksako....hahaha(gelak smbl terguling2)

actually sblm g arked kteorang kene jadk tukang kritik ntuk zetty sbb dier nak beli kasut...bru nak msk org dlm kedai da mak cik2 laen pandang slack....adoyai mane x nye....4 ekor jantan menunu blkg pompuan....ngan muke segan sume blah tinggalkan zetty....hahaha cian dier.....then g pizza hut duk melepak dpn makanan smbl komen org lalu lalang....msk je azan doa diketuai oleh acap(bakal imam masjid negeri)....da abeh melantak then g smayang.....stlh sembahyang acara ditruskan ngan karaoke d kbox di mane epy menyanyikan lagu pump it dgn sore fergie...hahaha....the father of all that is barai.....

then sume pun mule beransur pulang coz deorang nak klua lai sok....pfftt....mak cik deorang zetty aziz leh la....cop duet.....anyway still today has been an enjoyable evening 4 me...nnt lps SPM leh la klua lai....after PLKN la...pergh lai satu aktiviti barai...da la folks aku nak tdo..nyte2 sleep tight...don't let epy bite...

Thursday, September 10

kick some ass

Nama: Ishak Haji Muhammad
Tingkatan: 5 Sastera
Perkara: B. Melayu 1
Tarikh: 10 September 2009

Bahagian A

Menurut perkara di atas, saya Ishak Haji Muhammad atau lebih sinonimnya dipanggil Pak Sako akan menjawab soalan yg telah ditag oleh manusia yang bernama Azahari.

1. Apa perasaan anda sekarang?
Letih kerana tidak cukup tidur semalam.

2. Saya nak makan?
French Chicken di Burger King. Sudah lama tidak melahap nikmat Tuhan itu.

3. Impian saya?
Menjadi seorang driver. Bukan teksi tapi kapal terbang.

4. Haiwan yang saya tak suka?
Haiwan bernajis mughallazah.

5. Saya harapkan?
Saya berjaya dalam hidup.

6. Jika boleh putarkan masa?
Kembali ke tadika. Di mana kita tidak mengenal perkataan 'tension' kerana belum belajar lagi.

7. Saya pada 10 tahun akan datang?
Sudah mempunyai lesen kapal terbang dan mungkin sudah mempunyai seseorang.

8. Handphone saya adalah sebuah?
Sony Ericsson W660i yang sudah jatuh berkali-kali.

9. Saya pernah bercinta sebanyak?
-tiada jawapan-

10. Saya suka pada?
Semua orang kerana mengapa perlu kita membenci.

11. Kawan2 saya?
Semua yang mengenali saya.

12. Pernah dikhianati?
Pernah dan pernah melakukannya juga.

13. Apa yang anda hendak lakukan terhadap dia?
Ikut hati badan binasa.

14. Senaraikan 8 oran
g untuk ditag?
Bukan 8 sahaja malah semua kawan-kawan saya yang ada blog, anda ditag.

Yang Benar,
Ishak Haji Muhammad
Tuan empunya blog

Wednesday, September 9

suasana sepi di KGV setelah pelajar laen blk skola tlh dipecahkan dgn suara havoc pelajar form 5 yg da habeh paper trial td (bunyi tyme tue leh gune referance red indian ngah perang)....semestinya perasaan la liberté de pierre froide tersemat dlm jiwa pelajar nie yg da lame tunggu ble nak abeh exam....paper yg penghabisannya buat ari nie ialah Biology paper 3....muke2 kegembiraan jelas terpampang yg da x leh nak cover lai....penghabisan exam nie jugak disambut ngan letupan mercun yg disupply khas dr negara jiran Thailand...hahaha...ader disertakan muke2 dak2 yg da maut habes study n ready nak lek jap till raye....kompemnye la...

belajar last minute georgian style

muke da hepi abeh da nie...

gamba maen mercun xde....x sempat amek cg da dtg....ptg stim tul la....anyway sempat gak la bakar dua-tiga btg wat cukup rase jer....da la, aku nak g tdo jap....lotih nie ha...sok cte lai...

Thursday, September 3

7 down....

Howdy hooo readers n fellow friends....akhirnye gue berjaya mencari lubang keluar dari timbunan buku....akhirnye peluang bernafas sekejap sblm smbg blk ntuk lai dua paper....7 down, 2 more left....arghhh.....mengong tul la org yang set jadual pekse kali nie...ader ke patut wat cuti tyme exam...konpem aku x blaja nyer...skrempet tul....cuti 2,3 hari cun lai, nie smpai 8 hari cuti....wat la cuti lepas exam ke, baru la best....skali lai, skrempet....

hari nie adalah hari permulaan ntuk kertas sains iaitu fizik...pasnie tinggal chem ngan bio jerk...fizik rinie x de la susah mane pun tinggal lai, byk careless mistake jer...mmg antu tul la....byk gak aku ilang markah disebabkan si careless....antu tul la careless nie...nak je aku tikam2 pastue campak kat sungai dpn term tue...baru puas hati den....tp apakan daya....nasi da jd bubur...da xde pape lai yg bole buat kecuali tunggu buka puasa dan bole la makan...

sok free, x de paper...umph...nak dtg ke x....go to school or not....2B or not 2B.....masakan aku dtg skola sok arakian kemalasan memuncak di kala ku bgn sahur dan pabila ku smbg tidur, mataku berat tatkala loceng henpon ku berbunyi menandakan telah masuk waktu g mandi dan bersiap ke skola....(Karya Pak Sako tajuk: Di Atas Norma Kehidupan) akhir kate, gue mengundurkan diri...adios....

Wednesday, August 26

8 in the morning...

It's been a while since i woke up wee bit early during school holiday. Dunno why but just can't shut my eyes up. Maybe because of the fact that today is already Wednesday and i haven't studied enough for my trial. What a bore having to face really thick book this early in the morning so as a result i choose to update this blog. Poke my head out of the window today and i felt the morning breeze and saw kids coming in for their lessons. My house is in front of the Pusat Jagaan Horizon where they cater the less fortunate Down's Syndrome kids. Felt sorry for them but seeing their eager face early in the morning while i have one that looks like a pillow with hair like porcupine puts a smile on my face. So what sue me la for not washing my face yet.

Anyway, today is the fifth day of Ramadhan. Another 25 more days before Eid and stuffing my mouth with food during the day. Aiyoh, still along way to go and i've already started thinking on rendang, lemang, ketupat n etc. Hunger strikes again 'groan'.

Another thing, to all the Georgian and readers of other school a like, please popularise the Murphy's Law. You can find others on so many topics out there but the main one is 'If anything can go wrong, it will' or ayie's fav qoute 'If the person isn't taken, there's a reason'. Referring to someone ke ayie. hahaha. That all folks, smell you later.

Tuesday, August 25

Murphy's Law

Ever heard of it??? The famous law that state "If anything can go wrong, it will". It's already been around for ages and i'm sure not all of you have ever heard of it. It makes me wonder who ever qoute it must be the most negative minded or philosophical person in the world. This Murphy guy is a sicko la.hahaha... Anyway let's ponder more on this subject and law...

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.

Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.

Addition to Murphy's Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

More Laws
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Everything takes longer than it takes.

Murphy also extend his view on the subject love. Examples:

Love Laws
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys (girls) finish last.
The good ones die first.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.


Impress Me

How to impress her....
Compliment her.
Love her.
Comfort her.
Listen to her.
Spend on her.
Wine & Dine her.
Protect her.
Pamper her.
Do anything for her.

How to impress him...
Show up naked.
And bring some beers.