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Wednesday, August 26
It's been a while since i woke up wee bit early during school holiday. Dunno why but just can't shut my eyes up. Maybe because of the fact that today is already Wednesday and i haven't studied enough for my trial. What a bore having to face really thick book this early in the morning so as a result i choose to update this blog. Poke my head out of the window today and i felt the morning breeze and saw kids coming in for their lessons. My house is in front of the Pusat Jagaan Horizon where they cater the less fortunate Down's Syndrome kids. Felt sorry for them but seeing their eager face early in the morning while i have one that looks like a pillow with hair like porcupine puts a smile on my face. So what sue me la for not washing my face yet.
Anyway, today is the fifth day of Ramadhan. Another 25 more days before Eid and stuffing my mouth with food during the day. Aiyoh, still along way to go and i've already started thinking on rendang, lemang, ketupat n etc. Hunger strikes again 'groan'.
Another thing, to all the Georgian and readers of other school a like, please popularise the Murphy's Law. You can find others on so many topics out there but the main one is 'If anything can go wrong, it will' or ayie's fav qoute 'If the person isn't taken, there's a reason'. Referring to someone ke ayie. hahaha. That all folks, smell you later.
Tuesday, August 25
Ever heard of it??? The famous law that state "If anything can go wrong, it will". It's already been around for ages and i'm sure not all of you have ever heard of it. It makes me wonder who ever qoute it must be the most negative minded or philosophical person in the world. This Murphy guy is a sicko la.hahaha... Anyway let's ponder more on this subject and law...
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
Addition to Murphy's Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
More Laws
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Everything takes longer than it takes.
Murphy also extend his view on the subject love. Examples:
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys (girls) finish last.
The good ones die first.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
Addition to Murphy's Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
More Laws
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Everything takes longer than it takes.
Murphy also extend his view on the subject love. Examples:
Love Laws
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys (girls) finish last.
The good ones die first.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
How to impress her....
Compliment her.
Love her.
Comfort her.
Listen to her.
Spend on her.
Wine & Dine her.
Protect her.
Pamper her.
Do anything for her.
How to impress him...
Show up naked.
And bring some beers.
Compliment her.
Love her.
Comfort her.
Listen to her.
Spend on her.
Wine & Dine her.
Protect her.
Pamper her.
Do anything for her.
How to impress him...
Show up naked.
And bring some beers.
Thursday, August 20
alo alo hai readers...da nak bersawang da blog nie x d updatekan...sori la sesangat yer....komp aku buat hal lak....kene H1N1 kot.....aku pun ngah trial SPM...gaknye dier tau kowt tuan dier nak kene konsentrat blaja....hahaha....so nak la storey morey sket psl trial sket...baru abeh d first 4 subject....mule2 dpt question paper mmg cuak gak la sbb slame nie mane nak blaja sgt pun tp da lame2 dpt rasekan umphhh menjawap soalan karangan dan dgn laju lak tue idea klua...mmg advantage la sape yg ader blog kowt bak kate ayie....tyme sejarah lak aku maen tangkap muat jer last minute n mmg naseb la bende tue klua...pergh giler hepi aku tyme tue....pastue lak peper math mod...dgn latihan dan asahan yg tlh diberikan oleh bpak epy n ayie(Osman Buyung Juniors) aku dpt menjawab ngan cepat gak la....tersangkut kat satu soklan jer....
dua hari yg lebey sblm cuti skola pula telah dimanfaatkan dgn melepak dan x g skola....smlm aku jadik McGyver btlkan komp yg da nazak nie....rinie lak x tau lai nak wat pe...mungkin sambung tdo kowt jap lai...sblm aku lupe, just nak remindkan korang la sok pose....Pengumuman Puasa Malam Tadi.....so jgn la ader lak di antara kite yg togok air paip sok...buat tambah dosa jerk...hahaha....alright...adios
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